Am I the only one who doesn't think Kristen Stewart is attractive?

omg-olivia:

Like, at all?

And she has a really deep voice.

Ever since I was little,

I have always wanted a hardcore pen-pal.

But I never got one.

FML!

"My little cousin was chasing my dog around the table and he hit his head on the side of the table and my aunt took him to the hospital. But before they took him to the hospital, they took me to Krogers so I could eat. What?? A Niggas got to eat, girl."

If you are Team Jacob

I just thought you should know that you lose.

Megan’s just a less hotter version of me.

(via areonchando)

You ain’t nothin but animal shit.

I like bananas, coconuts and grapes!

Everyone

seems to get a backbone when they are behing a keyboard, but when it comes to real life I still have mine. And, just so you know, there are NO DICKS you can suck to get back at me.