You've got those tired eyes all the time.

I'm Megan. I love words and photographs. Here, you will find some of my own, some of others. I'm pretty average, but once a professor told me that the average person thinks they are above average. So, everyday since that day, I've always wondered if I'm incredibly below average, or just a bit more insightful.

I like a couple things, but the things I dislike outnumber the things I like. But, a few of those things I like are Sunday mornings, dirty horrible filthy humor, late nights, riding for hours, and intelligence.

chat 8
notes I'm sorry Keith, you have a beautiful manly voice.

Keith:	I'm glad you got to talk to me this evening
The pleasure was all yours
:	)
me:	haha you are so mean
fuck you and your lisp
Keith:	You like me
Lisp? I was drunk...I was slurring
me:	I fell sorry for you.
Keith:	I don't have a lisp you cunt bubble
me:	Yes you do, fag.
Keith:	At least my ancestors weren't slaves
And I still don't have a lisp
me:	Yes you do.
It's okay.
Keith:	Omg
me:	I won'
Keith:	I do not have a motherfucking lisp
I was drunk
me:	I'm just kidding :D
Keith:	You made my heart rate reach unhealthy levels
me:	Awh. I apologize.
Keith:	Have a good day at Wal-Mart tomorrow
:	)
me:	Have a good day with a bissell up your asshole.
Keith:	Always
me:	And having a hard time having people understand your lisp
Keith:	Sucks the shit right out
I'll kill you
me:	<3
Keith:	If that heart was a shank, I'd stab you with it
And throw pig's feet at your coffin during your funeral
Kidding
Muah!
Gotta go read
Have a good night, chica
Cheer up, twat
me:	My computer froze, dicklips
Keith:	Eww, good one
I like that
As opposed to "dick sucking lips" like you black people have
Goodnight, gangsta
me:	I bet. Will you please say " If that heart was a shank, I'd stab you with it"
and record it and send it to me?
Keith:	HAHAHA, why?
me:	Because your lips turns me on
Keith:	Was that the sweetest thing you've ever heard?
me:	Bahahaha and yes
FUCk
Keith:	I hate you
me:	I meant your lisp
but you caught that.
Keith:	I know what you meant
I hate you
me:	Anyway, one more question
When you read, do words with s's in them sounds like you say them out loud?
Keith:	I hope you die in a school shooting
Sent at 1:	18 AM on Thursday
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